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A Short List Of Things THAT WILL KILL ME SOON

Wed Nov 4, 2009, 8:15 PM
1. NaNoWriMo: Why did I ever decide to do this? I don't know. But I know why I decided not to give up. Because I love Kristen. Epically.

2. Doctors: ... WHY!? I don't trust you. Why do you want me to be in pain and broke all of the time? What is your DEAL?

3. Insomnia: ... I am surprised I am even coherent right now.

4. Love: ENOUGH SAID. I hate my life. Seriously. ... Well... Not entirely.

5. Sewing: Learning to sew was the best and worst idea ever. Now I feel compelled to make stuff but never want to do it.

6. Money: WHERE ARE YOU!? WHERE!?

7. Frank Sinatra: ... >.>

8. Procrastination: WHY DO I NEVER EVEN START ANYTHING!?

9. Laptop: Why do you keep killing your batteries? Those are your babies. THEY ARE YOUR LIFE.

10. Academia: *dead*.

-end list-

-J

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  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: Red Dragon Tattoo by Fountains of Wayne
  • Reading: The Prestige by Christopher Priest
  • Watching: Ghost Hunters
  • Playing: The Legendary Starfy
  • Eating: Chicken
  • Drinking: I SO WISH

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=holls Nov 4, 2009, 8:17:35 PM
*comes to save you from everything*

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I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context.

I'm a doctor, not an escalator.
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*CrushMyVelvet Nov 4, 2009, 8:18:18 PM
Yay! My hero! :D

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
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Mood: Joy ~pseudosentient Nov 4, 2009, 8:18:26 PM
2, 4, and 9 FTW! haha

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~as you weave and spin your spell,
threefold return the tale will tell.
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:w00t!: the world hates me and vice versa. :w00t:
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*mrkittycosplay Nov 4, 2009, 8:19:20 PM
9 LOL XDDDD

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*CrushMyVelvet Nov 4, 2009, 8:21:37 PM
Killed them allllll. D;

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
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*CrushMyVelvet Nov 4, 2009, 8:21:49 PM
I know, F MY LIFE, HUH? XD lolz

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
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~gurimujo Nov 4, 2009, 8:27:05 PM
2, 6, T__T

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Doesn't matter who it is,
I'll fucking crush anybody.
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~gurimujo Nov 4, 2009, 8:27:28 PM
COME TO THINK OF IT, OUR LAPTOP BATTERY IS DEADER THAN DEAD TOO.

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Doesn't matter who it is,
I'll fucking crush anybody.
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*CrushMyVelvet Nov 4, 2009, 8:28:04 PM
>< OH LIFE.

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
:iconcrushmyvelvet:
*CrushMyVelvet Nov 4, 2009, 8:28:23 PM
WHY DO THEY DO THAT!? D; I think my laptop is a serial killer, though. It keeps eating them up.

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
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~Reiske:iconReiske:
I'm up way too fuckin' early D:
Tue Nov 24, 2009, 9:53 AM
*CrushMyVelvet:iconCrushMyVelvet:
;D Were you? Oh my!
Wed Nov 18, 2009, 11:55 PM
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Hey, smexy. I was thinking about you. xD <3
Wed Nov 18, 2009, 3:45 PM
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Ello... >.>
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hai....AHAHAHA >->"
Thu Nov 12, 2009, 11:37 AM
*CrushMyVelvet:iconCrushMyVelvet:
It's been way too long since anyone's made a Tears For Fears reference on here...
Thu Nov 5, 2009, 10:15 AM
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:O
Mon Nov 2, 2009, 4:09 PM
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:dance:
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I KNOW, I am astonished.
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i can't believe "your shoe is untied" is winning out over "gay". WTF?
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