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SO OVER THE INFLUENCE

Mon Nov 2, 2009, 2:56 AM
Halloween. Well, most of it was fantastic. We had my annual Halloween Party and everyone dressed up, which was fabulous. ~ikillspiders and I were professional wrestlers from WWE Smackdown. We were rivals, which was totally badass of us. ANYWAY, we all stayed around my house for a bit and had food and watched Ghost Hunters, but we actually decided to go out and trick-or-treat this year. The FIRST house we went to a guy recognized Maren and I and was very excited about us. He shook our hands. Excellence.

When we got home we watched two movies. Young Frankenstein and The Nightmare Before Christmas. Because we're cool like that. While we were watching them my older brother came home and threw open my bedroom door. He'd been drinking so he loudly proclaimed that he was 'SO OVER THE INFLUENCE' and told us all about how he was feeling. Then he showed off his tribal tattoos and reveled in our Native American heritage for a bit by attempting to get philosophical but ending up just being too 'OVER THE INFLUENCE' to really succeed. He rules.

HERE IS SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY: Now, I am usually a pretty reasonable guy, right? But this was just TOO much. My little brothers and a large group of their friends went trick-or-treating. Eventually their small Asian friend fell a little behind the group and they didn't really notice. And all of the sudden some older kids jumped him and took his bag and all of his candy. It just makes me feel so violent. Why would someone do that to a kid? Why not just go get your OWN GODDAMN CANDY? Needless to say I was pissed off by the time I heard about it, but it was too late to do anything.

I have to go to the hospital on Tuesday. And I went to the doctor yesterday. I have physical therapy today and I THINK Wednesday and another doctors appointment on Thursday. ... And soon the hormones will kick in and I will be a real woman? (JUST KIDDING, CALM THE F*CK DOWN! D:< ... Sheesh). ANYWAY, forgive me if I am slow at commenting on deviations and such. I've got a busy week.

What were you for Halloween? I want pics.

-J

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  • Mood: Rage
  • Listening to: Mess by Ben Folds Five
  • Reading: The Prestige by Christopher Priest
  • Watching: Family Guy
  • Playing: Assassin's Creed (DS version)
  • Eating: CANDY
  • Drinking: SPARKLING JUICES

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~pseudosentient Nov 2, 2009, 3:33:37 AM
happy halloween. :) lol around here once you get to highschool you're forbidden to celebrate halloween. or life for that matter. :|

but i still dressed up as the most hideous creature ever - me. :dance:

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~as you weave and spin your spell,
threefold return the tale will tell.
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:w00t!: the world hates me and vice versa. :w00t:
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*CrushMyVelvet Nov 2, 2009, 3:35:10 AM
I will unfortunately most likely celebrate it FOREVER. As well as many other ridiculous holidays. I'll do it twice as hard for you. :heart: And hey, I think your costume is the best I've seen. ;D

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
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~pseudosentient Nov 2, 2009, 3:36:10 AM
lol. thanks. that means a lot. :D

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~as you weave and spin your spell,
threefold return the tale will tell.
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:w00t!: the world hates me and vice versa. :w00t:
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*CrushMyVelvet Nov 2, 2009, 3:37:34 AM
I am glad to hear that. So do your well-wishes for my holiday capers.

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
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~gurimujo Nov 2, 2009, 4:06:49 AM
Jesus, who the fuck mugs a kid over candy?
A lot of the older kids are so bratty in regards to ANYTHING though. I had an Eric Cartman-lookalike snottily ask what I was dressed as. KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T WATCH THE NEWS.

Haha, but really that's nothing in comparison to getting jumped?! That makes me real mad and I don't even know the kid.

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Doesn't matter who it is,
I'll fucking crush anybody.
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~simplyfrank Nov 2, 2009, 5:10:23 AM
i was at home with my friend dressed as a LOLCAT playing mario kart....he was uncostumed so failed XD

(we were mario karting until wee hours of the morning and greatly annoyed my nieghbour who is the other side of the wall....he was banging on the wall XD i love it when that happens)

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this space....it is useless...i shall write in it
...
in my gallery i have photos of L nendoriods
nature, BB cosplay, paper stars, paper doll photography
and other things

why not visit?
(commissions atm too >3<;)
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=holls Nov 2, 2009, 7:17:54 AM
What the fuck?? Your poor brother!!!

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I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context.

I'm a doctor, not an escalator.
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=SakurazakiSetsuna Nov 2, 2009, 9:52:15 AM
GODDAMN THAT DOCTOR OF YOURS
PRETTY SOON HE'S GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME, IF HE PREVENTS ANY MORE OF OUR AWESOME HANG OUTS. D:<
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~hexreedwitch Nov 2, 2009, 9:57:34 AM
I was moving all of my roommate's shit out onto the street because he skipped town and left a mattress, dresser, tv stand, stereo with giant speakers, a recliner chair, a huge pile of smelly clothes, and various other shit that we had to haul outside. AND he's cracked out on so many things now, we were afraid he'd come back to try and get his stuff, so I installed one of those slider hotel locks on the door. The story of my roommate is one for Thursday, and oh how it will be told.

What time is your appt on Thurs? We shall adjust our plans accordingly.

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go ahead, tell me you'll leave again
you'll just come back running,
holding your scarred heart in hand
it's all the same...
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~tenkuudragon Nov 2, 2009, 10:00:59 AM
I was dressed up as an unemployed culinary student who didn't feel like getting out of her pajamas, even when she went to the store. >.> I spent my night making cream cheese frosting, drinking pumpkin ale, and watching Dollhouse and a few other shows on the DVR. Alone. XD
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Nnnnngggg. :D
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I'm up way too fuckin' early D:
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