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we are living in the trenches of...

Mon Jun 29, 2009, 2:13 AM
... THE NEW UNDERGROUND.

Attention United States Marines Corp: I have received your postcard, and after thoroughly considering scaming you for a free shirt or something, I have decided against it. I am not going to join you, but I appreciate the offer. You even spelled my name correctly. I have a feeling once you found out about my medical history you would rejected me anyway, and I don't handle rejection well lately. Thanks again!

Sincerely,

Jordan Marguerite Molnar the 1st of the Bridgeport (PORTLAND!!!!!!!) Molnars.

~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~

He stood at the podium and told us all that we would become cyborgs. But he spoke of abandoning the human body entirely for a robotic one.

"Doesn't he mean android?" the young man to my right asked.

"Not if he means for us to keep ourselves when we get rid of our bodies," I replied.

"What, like our souls? How does that work?"

"... If we do have souls, are they not a limb, a part of us? Maybe the only real part?"

I hate sounding so pretentious. I hate how I sound. I hate how important that is.

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

According to my recent poll, no one cares that Ed McMahon died. I guess that means a majority of people who pay attention to my polls are CHILDRENZ. Or maybe that they just care more for Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and most importantly... JUSTICE. I'm not sure how to feel about that. Should I feel good about that? Justice.

LA, you will see me soon. Then what's next... Toronto? God, I hope so.

Hockey is fabulous.

-J

  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: New Underground by Guster
  • Reading: The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
  • Watching: Family Guy
  • Playing: :/
  • Eating: Udon?
  • Drinking: WATER!!!!!!!!

Devious Comments

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Hockey IS fabulous.

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I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context.

I'm a doctor, not an escalator.
:iconkikyo-kina:
Due to the fact that I don't exactly know who this Ed McMahon is--

U__U


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キャンデー☆ホリック ( ・ω・ )
:iconcrushmyvelvet:
OH YOU. XD

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
:iconcrushmyvelvet:
I know. What a draw! :D "Come to Canada, HOCKEY IS HERE!"

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and we are vagabonds
we travel without seatbelts on
we live this close to death
:iconholls:
AND TIM HORTONS

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I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context.

I'm a doctor, not an escalator.
:icontensergorn:
LA will see you so hard it will peer into your soul. Both you and LA will emerge changed. Also, I think we should go hang out in south central. I found a Walmart next to some wig shops for you.
:iconfaore:
Hell, yeah. LA rules.

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S.O.S

...You spelled sauce wrong, stupid.
:iconreiske:
Lol the thing is, I had thought Ed died a year or so ago already. xD so I had grieved (lie) already so it came as no loss when I heard.

Besides Ed lives on with all the game shows and sweepstakes!

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Retaliate da whoop
:iconheise-mao:
No one cared when Mr Humphreys died!:tantrum:

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We're going to get out asses kicked, we didn't have a breakfast!

Jordan should be... 

25%
16 deviants said JUST WANNA SEE THE ANSWER!?
20%
13 deviants said A SWEET ASS DJ!
15%
10 deviants said A ROCK STARRRRRR!
14%
9 deviants said A Classical musician like J is TRAINED to be.
11%
7 deviants said A HIP HOP/R&B ARTIST. Word.
9%
6 deviants said A good, old fashioned country singer!
6%
4 deviants said A POPSTAR FTW.

Shoutbox

*ketsivaun:iconketsivaun:
Good. Now. Merry Christmas.
Thu Dec 24, 2009, 9:13 PM
*CrushMyVelvet:iconCrushMyVelvet:
*WORSHIPS GOD ... AND BATMAN!?*
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 7:57 AM
~Byzantea:iconByzantea:
:batman:
Sat Dec 12, 2009, 9:16 AM
*ketsivaun:iconketsivaun:
God has invaded your shoutbox telling you to worship him like mad.
Fri Dec 11, 2009, 2:17 PM
*CrushMyVelvet:iconCrushMyVelvet:
Nnnnngggg. :D
Wed Dec 9, 2009, 7:36 PM
~Reiske:iconReiske:
I'm up way too fuckin' early D:
Tue Nov 24, 2009, 9:53 AM
*CrushMyVelvet:iconCrushMyVelvet:
;D Were you? Oh my!
Wed Nov 18, 2009, 11:55 PM
~Tokio-Amarfi:iconTokio-Amarfi:
Hey, smexy. I was thinking about you. xD <3
Wed Nov 18, 2009, 3:45 PM
*CrushMyVelvet:iconCrushMyVelvet:
Ello... >.>
Fri Nov 13, 2009, 7:15 PM
~ChocoCooki:iconChocoCooki:
hai....AHAHAHA >->"
Thu Nov 12, 2009, 11:37 AM

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