YES.
Second of all: Dear My Dogs, I am going to eat you if you keep barking needlessly in the morning. Well, more just the one of you who starts it. Why, Vodka? Why are you being such a jerk? We've lived here for years, THOSE ARE OUR NEIGHBORS. Stop barking at the wind! The squirrels are NOT going to come down. Don't make me go Korean BBQ on you. I realize that if I am not outside asserting my dominant presence you aren't aware I am going to eat you if you misbehave, but really... Come on.
Third of all: I've got a lot of things to do today. Like box up stuff from my room and prepare to move things around. Also, I might step on my bunny some more. I like to stomp on him. He likes it, too. And everyone wins. Anyway, I just thought I should let EVERYONE know about my life. ... They're barking again. =__= It's BBQ time.
-J