It's finally up! Footage of the Guy Fawkes Day Pumpkin Chuck 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ENJOY IT, BITCHES.

-J

P.S. ... EXCELLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday was the 5th of November. And yes, my friends, I DID remember.

We raised the stakes this year by throwing FOUR pumpkins off of the bridge instead of one. Or two. This is on video and you will see this at a later date.

On a side note, this is the greatest music video EVAR right now: [link]

It's like Bollywood meets hip hop in the best way possible. Could go for more punjabi thrown in there... But hey, I will take what I can get. Also, Jay Sean looks JUST LIKE ME. Weird. We could be twin brothers, am I right? *LIE*

Makes me want to come out with an album. >.> Yarr.

-J

P.S. We keep trying to make sculptures with that really light, foamy crayola clay stuff and the bunny keeps coming over and eating them. D; That can't be healthy for him.

1. NaNoWriMo: Why did I ever decide to do this? I don't know. But I know why I decided not to give up. Because I love Kristen. Epically.

2. Doctors: ... WHY!? I don't trust you. Why do you want me to be in pain and broke all of the time? What is your DEAL?

3. Insomnia: ... I am surprised I am even coherent right now.

4. Love: ENOUGH SAID. I hate my life. Seriously. ... Well... Not entirely.

5. Sewing: Learning to sew was the best and worst idea ever. Now I feel compelled to make stuff but never want to do it.

6. Money: WHERE ARE YOU!? WHERE!?

7. Frank Sinatra: ... >.>

8. Procrastination: WHY DO I NEVER EVEN START ANYTHING!?

9. Laptop: Why do you keep killing your batteries? Those are your babies. THEY ARE YOUR LIFE.

10. Academia: *dead*.

-end list-

-J

Halloween. Well, most of it was fantastic. We had my annual Halloween Party and everyone dressed up, which was fabulous. ~ikillspiders and I were professional wrestlers from WWE Smackdown. We were rivals, which was totally badass of us. ANYWAY, we all stayed around my house for a bit and had food and watched Ghost Hunters, but we actually decided to go out and trick-or-treat this year. The FIRST house we went to a guy recognized Maren and I and was very excited about us. He shook our hands. Excellence.

When we got home we watched two movies. Young Frankenstein and The Nightmare Before Christmas. Because we're cool like that. While we were watching them my older brother came home and threw open my bedroom door. He'd been drinking so he loudly proclaimed that he was 'SO OVER THE INFLUENCE' and told us all about how he was feeling. Then he showed off his tribal tattoos and reveled in our Native American heritage for a bit by attempting to get philosophical but ending up just being too 'OVER THE INFLUENCE' to really succeed. He rules.

HERE IS SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY: Now, I am usually a pretty reasonable guy, right? But this was just TOO much. My little brothers and a large group of their friends went trick-or-treating. Eventually their small Asian friend fell a little behind the group and they didn't really notice. And all of the sudden some older kids jumped him and took his bag and all of his candy. It just makes me feel so violent. Why would someone do that to a kid? Why not just go get your OWN GODDAMN CANDY? Needless to say I was pissed off by the time I heard about it, but it was too late to do anything.

I have to go to the hospital on Tuesday. And I went to the doctor yesterday. I have physical therapy today and I THINK Wednesday and another doctors appointment on Thursday. ... And soon the hormones will kick in and I will be a real woman? (JUST KIDDING, CALM THE F*CK DOWN! D:< ... Sheesh). ANYWAY, forgive me if I am slow at commenting on deviations and such. I've got a busy week.

What were you for Halloween? I want pics.

-J

My skin is literally sparkling like it has tiny pieces of glitter in it. I think it was the lotion I put on it. >.>

SO ANYWAY, it's getting close to that time so I might as well tell you now what is going on as far as Halloween.

PARTY TIEMZ: Looks like it's going to be smaller this year, but it will be fun. Show up at my house around seven or so I suppose? Costumes not required, but encouraged. If you need my cell number or my address PLEASE NOTE ME ON DA!?

If you are planning to come let me know, that'd be fab. If you are planning to bring someone let me know about that, too, though of course it shouldn't be a problem. As long as they're not shifty as hell, in which case you might want to leave them tied up outside.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

I'm really hungry. Anyone got a snack?

-J